A/n: Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to experimental Fictionary collection of one-shots or more of Ouran Highschool!

Warnings: This is a possible crossover between Anita Blake Vampire, but most likely won't have any of the canon character from that series. (No ..not even Anita). But the Main stars are in fact Haruhi, and my original character (s). And maybe Tamaki ~_^.

Chapter 1: Who are they?

a. Jake Rippley Lane

All across the school hallways, murmurs and whispers would accompany a certain very pale ghost of an individual. With a nose tilted towards the ceiling, and an always arrogant smirk to the sky, there was no questioning his almost mysterious set of teeth. No one in Ouran High School were stupid enough to believe in vampires, except a few Naive girls in certain classes. There was no questioning his taste for things of a bloody Nature. He only wore black and white (brown on special occasions) and never drank anything that wasn't blood colored. Koolaid was on his favorite lists of any liquid other than wine, and for Valentines, he usually rejected pink colored boxes.

While most guys usually shook their head, and just assumed that he was gay for "Gackt", there was no doubting that it was unusual that he'd not really take a girlfriend. His nose was always in a book. Some even saw him wearing reading glasses when avoiding the masses of girls that wanted to dote gifts on him everyday. His popularity could have rivaled Tamaki Suoh of the Host Club, had he not been so scary.

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"Who is that?" Eishi paused and gawked in the hallway. Hale Naidoo, the girl introducing him around the hallway blinked and merely stared.

"Um, well. He's an upperclassmen around this class. But I really think we shouldn't stare too long-- "

The supposedly pretty girl had quickly ran past two other freshmans, bowling them over in line for the cafeteria. "Out of my way .." she said quietly, leaving a pile of books on the floor, scattered and a bunch of homework note pages.

Eishi just stared, perhaps with a bit more horror now. "Who is that?!"

Hale sighed, a ducking her head in annoyance. 'Another victim of standing too long in the lunch lines.' "That's Jake Rippley Lane. He likes wine a lot, so he ends up drinking extra from the cafeteria." She grimaced. "Though he could probably lighten up if he'd had some coffee for once."

Eishi gazed after Jake. "That's a guy?!"

Hale shook her head and started to drag him away from Jake's sight and the hallway. "Close your mouth won't you, damnit? We don't want anymore casualties today in case He comes back."

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"Evening, young cultivated gentleman and ladies of today. Welcome to your first year of Ouran High! My name is Tamaki Suoh of the Notorious Ouran High Host Club Team. Usually, a person like me is considered too cultivated and educated to welcome the fewest transfers that have managed to get into this academy! But you two must be very exceptional students indeed! Especially the one on Scholarship!" Tamaki paused and eyed Eishi, whose long hair and glasses were common of the geek types. 'He must be the Commoner.'

Eishi blushed, glancing down at the floor. "Actually I -- " He couldn't really continue the sentence with his heart pounding so quickly and inside he was panicking. 'What is this feeling? It's like ..I ..can't say anything!'

Tamaki watched the boy with a confused sigh. 'Ah, the poor kid, he must have fallen victim to my devilish charms! It's such a sin to be so beautiful, really!'

"I'm the commoner sir," Misa spoke up, crossing her arms with a blush.

Tamaki did a doubletake. "Oh, of course Misa-san. Excuse me if I misunderstood. But you look beautiful!" 'I never knew commoner women looked so lovely!' Thought Tamaki.

Misa smiled, and bows. She shot a look to Eishi, her gaze narrowing as he seemed flabbergasted. 'Maybe he can help me,' she thought. "Even in my meager conditions," she blushed. "It would be a pleasure to help out Ouran High any way I can. The problem is however, that I don't have any sort of job."

Tamaki nodded quickly. "Of course! I'll make sure it my every duty to serve your every wish and desires! Whenever you need my help, you are welcome to come to our room!"

Misa frowned, her eyes going wide, and her lashes framing her eyes in the most delicate of ways. "But I can't afford such services. My family is very low in society."

Tamaki shook his head. "Nonsense!" he said. "Even if we can't help you, we can still be friends."

Eishi squeaked from his position with wide beady eyes behind his thick lenses that threatened to make him seem more of a teddy bear than human. Misa blushed, a soft smile on her face. "Does that mean that me and Eishi-kun can visit you both?"

Tamaki frowned, thrown off guard. "Um -- well, of course!" He paused. He didn't want to give out his services free of charge, however. "But only if he so chooses."

"Yes!!" Eishi finally found his voice. "Yes ..I mean .. That would be nice!"

Misa and Tamaki both stared at the boy. 'The poor guy,' they seemed to think, and Misa bowed her head with a little grin to herself. 'It seems like this job will be easier than I thought.' Subtly, she licked her lips, blackened with red lipstick to hide her fangs.

"I'm sorry Tamaki-san, for all this trouble," she sighed, blushing cutely enough to make any mortal heart race. To herself: 'But it's something I will have to do for my race.'

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Across the school, Jake merely lifted a glass of wine to his lips, and drank down the goblet of sparkling blood. "Odd," He paused, looking at the name on the bottle labeled (For Misa-chan). "Mother didn't send me this one."